Things you probably didn't know

Here a few things that I learned from a recent interview with Moammar Gadhafi and that I feel compelled to pass along.

• Gadhafi was 50% responsible for Bush's reelection.
  
• "Isratine" is the solution to the Israeli-Palestinian issue.
  
• Libya is "a model of moderate Islam" and, if that model was emulated throughout the Middle East, terrorism would be defeated.
  
• Gadhafi has no power in Libya. All power is now in the hands of the Libyan people.
  

As long as I have taken it upon myself to cure ignorance, here are a few other things you should know.

• My blog endorsement of Bush was the other 50% responsible for his reelection.
  
• "Winnesota" is the solution to the Wisconsin-Minnesota rivalry.
  
• I have more raw athletic ability than Tiger Woods, but I prefer intellectual pursuits.
  
• I'm not full of sh*t.