Anna Nicole Smith

I have absolutely no interest in what happens in the life of Anna Nicole Smith, but this is pretty funny.

"The judges were so paid off," a fuming Smith told me New Year's Eve, a day after a federal appeals court reversed a judgment awarding her $88.5 million from the estate of her elderly billionaire husband, J. Howard Marshall.

"Don't print that! You can't print that!" scolded her attorney Howard K. Stern . . .

Anna, Mr. "Howard Stern" will explain to you that the tort you just committed is called defamation.