Two quotes for Newsweek

#1.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own." - Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan, on Tasering and taking into custody Jakub Fik, 33, who severed his own penis and threw it at police after officers confronted him while responding to a property-damage call. Doctors at Chicago's Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's organ.

#2.

"Having a smoking area in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool." - Thomas Pfeffer, of the American Heart Association in Los Angeles, on his support of a Calabasas, Calif., law—the first of its kind in the United States—that bans smoking in public places where people can be exposed to secondhand smoke.