New York Giants

As a paranoid Vikings fan, I think that somebody is messing with us. Two weeks ago, the Giants lost at home to the Detroit Lions, a team that recently broke an NFL record for consecutive losses on the road. The Giants then came to Minneapolis to face my streaking Vikings and proceeded (like always) to thoroughly dominate. (Over the last several years, the Giants have effectively won every game against the Vikings before the end of the first quarter.) The Giants returned home this week to face the lowly Chicago Bears. Of course, the Bears won. Salt in the wound.

I hate the New York Giants.