There is a perception of Minnesota Nice. It should be Minnesota Nuts.
Mark Dayton won the DFL primary for governor. This is the same Mark Dayton who in 2004 closed his Senate office because he saw a terrorist in his shadow. Moreover, it is no secret that he is an alcoholic who has had repeated relapses, and that he suffers from depression. Sounds perfect for us.
After all, we elected Governor Goofy. And then we elected an unstable professional wrestler as governor. Lets go for the trifecta.
I'm so embarrassed for my state.