Improvements to education

These changes in titles will help make sure that the children in Scottsdale, Arizona is learning.

She used to be known as the receptionist.

Now she's the Director of First Impressions. . .

Was the school bus late? Blame the "transporter of learners," formerly the bus driver.

Got a problem with your school principal? Take it up with the 10-word "executive director for elementary schools and excelling teaching and learning," formerly known as the assistant superintendent of elementary schools.

I would simply call the Superintendent, the creator of these new titles, "doofus."

(Hat tip: reader David G.)